Why We Send....

Until When...???

Married Life....

Jokes to keep you going until the end of the week!

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it
doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: Doc tor: You look so weak & exhausted.
Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito
enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan
removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".

Mari Berpantun

Berakit-rakit dahulu,
berenang-renang ke tepian,
kerana rakit pecah dilibas buaya,
bersakit-sakit dahulu,
bersenang-lenang kemudian,
pasal dapat banyak duit hasil jualan kulit buaya yang libas rakit tadi tu.

Pisang emas dibawa belayar,
masak sebijik aje di atas peti,
pasal pisang yang lainnya habis dibedal kelasi kapal tu

Alang-alang menyeluk pekasam,
biar sampai ke pangkal lengan,
sebab tu lah pekasam tu masam,
bila diseluk kena ketiak masam.

Sorong papan tarik papan,
buah keranji dalam perahu,
suruh makan engkau makan papan,
kalau boleh nak makan perahu.

Tidur tak lena,
makan tak kenyang,
mandi tak basah,
berak tak basuh.

Pepatah Yang Patah....

1. Alang-alang mandi biar guna sabun.
2. Bapak borek, anak rintik, emaknya pasti petak-petak.
3. Belakang parang kalau diasah lagikan tajam, kepala manusia kalau diasah pasti botak.
4. Berapa berat mata memandang, berat lagi seguni beras.
5. Biar lambat asalkan lembab.
6. Biar putih tulang, jangan kuning gigi.
7. Carik-carik bulu ayam lama-lama jadi shuttlecock.
8. Cubit paha kanan, peha kiri tak rasa apa-apa pun.
9. Dari mana hendak ke mana, kenapa kau tanya, menyibuk pula.
10. Di mana ada gula di situ adalah gula-gula.
11. Di mana bumi dipijak, di situ ada kesan kena pijak.
12. Diam-diam ubi berisi, diam-diam orang bisu.
13. Gajah mati meninggalkan gading, harimau mati meninggalkan belang, manusia mati meninggal dunia.
14. Habis madu sepah dikitar semula.
15. Sedikit-sedikit lama-lama tinggal sikit.
16. Harapkan pagar, pagar tak boleh harap.
17. Hendak seribu daya, tak hendak tak apa.
18. Hidung tak mancung, gigi macam kereta sorong.
19. Hidup segan mati ditanam.
20. Hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri, lebih baik kalau hari tak hujan.
21. Jauh di mata sakit di hati.
22. Jika kail panjang sejengkal beli le yang panjang sikit kalau nak ngail di laut.(beli le pukat tunda lagi baik)
23. Kais pagi makan pagi, kais petang simpan esok pagi.
24. Kalah jadi abu, menang jadi arang, seri jadi abu bakar.
25. Ke mana tumpahnya kuah kalau tidak ke bawah.
26. Kecil-kecil cili padi, kecil lagi biji cili.
27. Lembu punya susu, cap teko dapat nama.
28. Makan hati berulam jantung dengan jeruk buah pinggang dan usus masak kicap.
29. Masuk telinga kiri, keluar telinga kanan, tersumbat kat mulut, meleleh kat hidung.
30. Membujur lalu melintang pukang.
31. Orang memberi kita merasa, orang tak beri kita paksa dia.
32. Pandu cermat, jiwa Kassim Selamat.
33. Patah tumbuh hilang report polis.
34. Pemuda harapan bangsa, pemudi tiang negara, pondan tiang telepon.
35. Sambil menyelam tengok kapal selam.
36. Sebab pulut santan binasa, sebab mulut habis pulut.
37. Sedangkan lidah lagi tergigit inikan pula makanan di dalam mulut.
38. Sehari selembar benang lama-lama benang habis.
39. Sepandai-pandai tupai melompat, akhirnya tak dapat masuk olimpik juga.
40. Sesal dahulu pendapatan, sesal kemudian cukai pendapatan.
41. Sudah gaharu cendana pula, sudah digaru gatal pula.
42. Sudah jatuh ditimpa tangga, kemudian ditimpa bendul, kemudian ditimpa rumah, kemudian $B!D!D!D(B.
43. Tiada rotan pelempang berguna juga.
44. Waktu kecil menjadi kawan, sudah besar menjadi lawan, bila tua penyakit sawan.

Petua Nenek Kebayan

Ants Problem:
Keep the skin of cucumbers near the place or ant hole.

To get pure and clean ice:
Boil water first before freezing.

To make the mirror shine:
Clean with spirit

To remove chewing gum from clothes:
Keep the cloth in the freezer for an hour.

To whiten white clothes
Soak white clothes in hot water with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes.

To give a shine to hair:
Add one teaspoon of vinegar to hair, then wash hair..

To get maximum juice out of lemons:
Soak lemons in hot water for one hour, and then juice them..

To avoid smell of cabbage while cooking:
Keep a piece of bread on the cabbage in the vessel while cooking.

To rid the smell of fish from your hands:
Wash your hands with a little apple vinegar.

To avoid tears while cutting onions:
Chew gum.

To boil potatoes quickly:
Skin one potato from one side only before boiling.

To boil eggs quickly:
Add salt to the water and boil.

To check freshness of fish:
Put it in a bowl of cold water. If the fish floats, it's fresh.

To check freshness of eggs:
Put the egg in water. If it becomes horizontal, it's fresh. If it
becomes slanting, its 3-4 days old. If it becomes vertical, its 10
days old. If it floats, it's stale.

To remove ink from clothes:
Put toothpaste on the ink spots generously and let it dry completely,
then wash.

To skin sweet potatoes quickly:
Soak in cold water immediately after boiling.

To get rid of mice or rats:
Sprinkle black pepper in places where you find mice or rats. They will
run away.

Black Vs White Man

Cocktail Recipe

Hi-Ball
Ingredients :
1 jigger (30ml) whisky (Scotch, Bourbon, Canadian)
4-6 jiggers (102ml - 180ml) Ginger-ale
3 ice cubes

Glssware : Hi-Ball 9 oz

Garnish : Nil

Method : Mix all ingredients into Hi-Ball glass and stir gently


Scotch Mist
Ingredients :
1 jigger (30ml) Scotch
2 strips lemon peel

Glassware : Old Fashioned 10 1/2oz

Garnish : 2 strips of lemon peel

Method : Place the whisky in an Old Fashioned glass and twist the strips of lemon peel over the glass, revealing the oil. Drop them in and dd the shaved ice

Food as Medicine

HEADACHE? EAT FISH!
> Eat plenty of fish-fish oil helps prevent headaches.
> So does ginger, which reduces inflammation and pain.

FEVER? EAT YOGURT!
> Eat lots of yogurt before pollen season.
> Also-eat honey from your area (local region) daily.

TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA!
> Prevent buildup of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses
of tea. (actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from
> invading....Green tea is great for our immune system)!

INSOMNIA (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY!
> Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative.

STHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!!
> Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes. (when I was
young, my mother would make onion packs to place on our chest, helped the respiratory ailments and actually made us breathe better).

ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!!
> Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis. (fish
has omega oils, good for our immune system)

UPSET STOMACH? BANANAS - GINGER!!!!!
> Bananas will settle an upset stomach.
> Ginger will cure morning sickness and nausea.

BLADDER INFECTION? DRINK CRANBERRY JUICE!!!!
> High-acid cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria.

BONE PROBLEMS? EAT PINEAPPLE!!!
> Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be prevented by the manganese in pineapple.

PREMENSTRUAL SYNDROME? EAT CORNFLAKES!!!!
> Women can ward off the effects of PMS with cornflakes, which help
reduce depression, anxiety and fatigue.

MEMORY PROBLEMS? EAT OYSTERS!
> Oysters help improve your mental functioning by supplying much-needed
zinc.

COLDS? EAT GARLIC!
> Clear up that stuffy head with garlic. (remember, garlic lowers
cholesterol, too.)

COUGHING? USE RED PEPPERS!!
> A substance similar to that found in the cough syrups is found in hot red
> pepper. Use red (cayenne) pepper with caution-it can irritate your
tummy.

BREAST CANCER? EAT Wheat, bran and cabbage
> Helps to maintain estrogen at healthy levels.

LUNG CANCER? EAT DARK GREEN AND ORANGE AND VEGGIES!!!
> A good antidote is beta carotene, a form of Vitamin A found in dark
green and orange vegetables.

ULCERS? EAT CABBAGE ALSO!!!
> Cabbage contains chemicals that help heal both gastric and duodenal ulcers.

DIARRHEA? EAT APPLES!
> Grate an apple with its skin, let it turn brown and eat it to cure this condition. (Bananas are good for this ailment)

CLOGGED ARTERIES? EAT AVOCADO!
> Mono unsaturated fat in avocados lowers cholesterol.

HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE? EAT CELERY AND OLIVE OIL!!!
> Olive oil has been shown to lower blood pressure.
> Celery contains a chemical that lowers pressure too.

BLOOD SUGAR IMBALANCE? EAT BROCCOLI AND PEANUTS!!!
> The chromium in broccoli and peanuts helps regulate insulin and blood
sugar.

Kiwi: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium,
> Vitamin E &fiber. It's Vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.
>Apple: An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low Vitamin C content, it has antioxidants &flavonoids which enhances the activity of Vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks of colon cancer, heart attack & stroke.

>Strawberry: Protective fruit. Strawberries have the highest total
antioxidant power among major fruits &protects the body from cancer
causing, blood vessels clogging free radicals. (Actually, any berry is good for
you..they're high in anti-oxidants and they actually keep us
young.........blueberries are the best and very versatile in the
health field........they get rid of all the free-radicals that invade our
bodies

> Orange: Sweetest medicine. Taking 2 - 4 oranges a day may help keep
colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as
lessen the risk of colon cancer.

> Watermelon: Coolest Thirst Quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also
packed with a giant dose of glutathione which helps boost our immune
system. They are also a key source of lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant.
Other nutrients found in watermelon are Vitamin C &Potassium. (watermelon also has
natural substances [natural SPF sources] that keep our skin healthy, protecting
our skin from those darn suv rays)

> Guava &Papaya: Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the clear winners
for their high Vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber which helps
prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene, this is good for your eyes. (also good for
gas and indigestion)

> Tomatoes are very good as a preventative measure for men, keeps those prostrate problems from invading their bodies.

Motivation....

This is what friendship for... helping each other ...
"When you fall.... we are there for you"

Good reason that lead to STRESS !!!

Colour your day with a smile....

Proton Saga

apek: itu potong zaka ada bagut ka ?
ali : manyak bagut..bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo..

apek :?!! err..saya kawan ada cakap,potong zaka aaahh.. manyak ploblem..
ali : apa probrem ?

apek:manyak buang lui..lagi aahh..dia punya performance tatak bagut..
manyak cinang semputloh..
ali : cehh.. apek, lu apa celita.. saya su da lama potong..
tada apa problem.. bini saya manyak puas woo..
apek:lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
ali : ya la.. bila lu potong aahh.. lagi sedap maen woo..
lu lagi lambat pancut..
apek:???!!! err..lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5 ??
ali : ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha.. saya punya 6 incila..
apek:??! tiu nia ma.. lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
ali : cilaka apek ni..nah tengok ( bukak sluar tunjuk pale butoh..)
apek: chee sin punya olang..gua tanya baik2 lu tunjuk lu punya lancau..
ali : abis.. lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
apek: saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lancau..
saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car.. potong zaka..
molo punya olang..
ali : aiya.. apek.. lain kali lu sebut betul2 la..kasi su sa saja..
bukan potong zaka la.. proton saga.. la...... alamak stress....

Khasiat Air Sejuk - KONTRA KEPADA AIR SEJUK TAK BAIK

"Zat di dalam ais tidak akan mampu dihasilkan oleh mana-mana saintis mahupun manusia"Air sejuk yang hening dapat menolong pesakit insomnia yang sukar tidur agar dapat kembali tidur seperti biasa.Orang yang tidur dalam udara yang sejuk dan berselimut untuk memanaskan tubuhnya adalah kombinasi yang baik untuk menjaga kesihatan secara menyeluruh dalam jangka masa pendek apatah lagi jangka panjang.Udara panas lebih memudahkan penyebaran penyakit berjangkit kerana bakteria lebih agresif dan cepat membiak dalam cuaca begini.Liputan ais di Antartika (daerah Kutub Selatan) dan Artik (daerah Kutub Utara) adalah pengimbang dasar bumi yang amat panas.Kombinasi dalam bumi yang panas dan luaran bumi yang sejuk adalah rahsia keseimbangan tekanan semulajadi alam yang mengawal graviti dan pergerakan bumi pada paksinya.Ais atau air sejuk dapat mengembalikan memori atau sifat pelupa yang keterlaluan.Benarkan anak anda mengunyah ais kerana ini akan menguatkan giginya dan benarkan anak anda memakan ais krim secara perlahan-lahan dan berterusan sehingga batuknya hilang dalam masa beberapa jam kerana mengambil ubat batuk biasanya akan mengambil masa satu minggu untuk melegakan batuk secara total.Membiasakan diri mengunyah ais akan meningkatkan kecerdasan fikiran dan kepantasan pergerakan.Ais amat diperlukan oleh mana-mana atlit sukan dalam kecederaan yang tidak disangka-sangkakan.Air sejuk atau ais kini dijadikan bahan perencat kepada kecederaan yang akut seperti demam panas yang biasanya dihidapi oleh bayi yang mempunyai potensi menghidapi penyakit sawan.Air sejuk adalah terapi yang amat popular sebagai penguat tulang yang telah patah dengan syarat ia dibalut dengan kain hitam.Air sejuk dalam rahsia cuka adalah sangat baik untuk menguatkan tulang yang patah kerana ia dapat menyembuhkan tulang dengan lebih cepat.Air suam dengan rahsia cuka yang diminum akan melemahkan dan mengecutkan sistem aliran darah yang menjadi penyebab utama terjadinya lumpuh.Adalah makruh mengambil air sembahyang (wuduk) pada suhu yang tinggi atau yang telah terkena panas cahaya matahari yang pastinya akan mengganggu sistem deria pada kulit.Air sejuk secara psikologinya amat ditakuti oleh pesakit yang mengalami gangguan jin atau dikuasai oleh unsur-unsur spiritual yang jahat.Air sejuk mempunyai nada bunyi dalam tekanan rendah yang amat lembut lagi mengharmonikan.Air sejuk akan menguatkan tulang bayi.Air sejuk akan meningkatkan sistem imun yang luar biasa sebagai tenaga pencegahan berbagai penyakit alahan dan jangkitan.Air sejuk dalam rahsia ais memegang rahsia kepadatan molekul kristal yang paling keras iaitu Intan.Air sejuk adalah kuasa penyerap yang amat sesuai dijadikan sistem penghantaran tenaga yang paling cekap sehingga ke dasar sel yang jauh dan menyeluruh.Air sejuk mempunyai daya rangsangan yang boleh mengembalikan semangat orang yang telah hilang seperti pengsan, gila dan koma kembali sedar.Mandi air sejuk akan menguatkan tulang. Tulang yang berlebihan dengan urik asid akan meningkatkan suhu tulang dan melemahkan struktur tulang.Air sejuk lebih stabil molekul atomnya.Air sejuk lebih peka kepada gelombang frekuensi rendah yang dirakamkan melalui niat dalam amalan berwuduk.Air sejuk dapat merakamkan gelombang frekuensi rendah lebih stabil.Air sejuk sesuai dijadikan air penawar kepada orang yang ingin merakamkan bunyi dalaman yang disertai dengan rasa kasih sayang dan keikhlasan.Air kelapa muda bersifat sejuk dan amat baik untuk kesihatan kerana ia amat berkesan meneutralkan kesan keracunan dan keasidan yang berlebihan di dalam aliran darah. Tubuh secara semulajadi bersifat panas dan ia memerlukan pasangan yang bersifat sejuk.Oksigen dan hidrogen bersifat panas dan ia menguasai bahagian perut. Adalah menjadi suatu kesalahan memulakan amalan pemakanan di waktu pagi denganunsur-unsur yang panas. Minumlah seteguk air sejuk di awal pagi kerana ia akan menguatkan perut.
A smile on a face hides a thousands sufferings..

I have no regrets, says Sufiah

PETALING JAYA: Maths prodigy Sufiah Yusof, who is now working as a prostitute, claims she is living the life she wants without any regrets.
She does not think being an escort is sleazy and terrible and says her clients treat her like a princess in an interview with British tabloid News of the World.
"People think escorting is sleazy and terrible but I don't see it like that," she said in a no-holds-barred interview that was published with pictures of her in skimpy attire and sexy poses.
Sufiah claimed that she wanted to be in control of her life.
"I hate this stereotype society has of escorts as being exploited. It is so far from the truth. My clients treat me like a princess. One guy took me shopping on Bond Street. He bought me a beautiful black Gucci dress for £300 (RM1,920) and then took me to Selfridges, where I could pick a handbag I liked."
Sufiah chose a £600 (RM3,840) Gucci clutch and later that night, she repaid him for his generosity .
The 23-year-old Sufiah, who passed her Maths A-level when she was only 12, was enrolled at St Hilda's College in Oxford a year later.
She was working as an administrative assistant earning £16,000 (RM102,400) a year in Manchester when, about four months ago in a bar, she was asked by an "immaculate lady in a designer suit" to become an escort.
She found the offer appealing because she was running up debts of about £3,500 (RM22,400) in rent and credit card expenses.
"I have studied so intensely for so many years, I wanted to have some fun," said Sufiah, whose Pakistani father Farooq Yusof forced her to study day and night.
The father is now in jail for sexually assaulting two pupils.
She sent her photographs to an escort website and the agency listed her. A few days later, she was offered a client.
She admitted being quite nervous, but excited as well.
Sufiah said the first client was a "lovely man" in his late 20s, tall and handsome.
"I left that night feeling totally elated having an amazing time with £250 (RM1,600) in my purse," said Sufiah.
She has built a base of regular clients and saw between five and 10 men each week.
"I don't believe my education had been wasted - in fact, I usually take problem sheets with me to solve before appointments," she said.
Sufiah claimed she could earn more than £1,000 (RM6,400) a night by having dinner and staying over with a client.
"Now, I wonder if I could go back to a normal relationship, where you watch EastEnders and have boring sex. I've gotten used to being treated like a princess," she said.
If Sufiah talked glowingly about her "career," she was not so effusive when talking about her childhood and her father.
She recalled studying maths all the time. She did not have any friends or allowed to join any activities.
"As I grew older, I began to clash with my father. He was violent at times. He pushed me so far academically, I became more confident for any girl my age. I grew up too quickly.
"Oxford was an amazing place but I was too young. By the time I was 15, I wanted to be in control of my life. I fought back," she said.
That was the year she ran away from university.
Sufiah told the News of the World she ran away with £200 (RM1,280). She found a hostel in London for £14 (RM89.60) a night. After a week, she moved to a hostel in Bournemouth.
When she was found in an Internet cafe, Sufiah refused to go home. She was placed in foster care.
When she was 18, Sufiah returned to Oxford to resume her studies. She fell in love and married fellow student Jonathan Marshall a year later.
"At that time, I thought we would be together forever, but we married too young and grew apart," she said.
After the divorce, she moved back to London and taught maths in the evening. Six months ago, she shifted to Manchester and became an escort.
"I still enjoy learning and I find it puts me in the right frame of mind for an intelligent conversation with my clients," she said.
Sufiah is adamant about continuing with her "career" because "I have a nice life."
She also does not want much to do with her parents. Describing the relationship as estranged, she said she was in contact with them occasionally but "couldn't speculate what they will think of my new life."
"I have never felt so confident about my body and I've had some of the best sex of my life," she said.

CHOOSING CRYSTALS

CHOOSING CRYSTALS
By Colleen Simmons

There are a number of different ways to choose your crystals. You will probably find that at some point in time you will have used most of them, but you will also find you will favor a particular method. Following are some of the methods that I can recommend:

Choosing a crystal from a website

This is the way I have developed to choose crystals online. With so many people selling crystals and gemstones on the Internet today, it is important to purchase from someone who will guarantee the quality of the crystal. Try this method with an online retailer that you trust:

• Concentrate on the purpose for which you intend to use the crystal.
• You can have a crystal book closed in front of you and just let it fall open, this will be the crystal you require or...
• You can just let the name of the crystal come into your mind (this is the method that I use)
• Next go to your favourite website and purchase your crystal. (My favourite site is www.crystal-cure.com) you WILL GET the right crystal with this method.

You may be drawn to a particular crystal for some unknown reason. This can mean that you have been found by the crystal, and it wants to be with you for some purpose. Meditation is a great help in discovering the reason for this. Just because you have a crystal in your possession does not automatically mean that it is for you, you may just be the temporary keeper until the rightful owner comes along.

Crystal color, shape and vibration

You may find yourself drawn to a particular crystal by its color, feel, shape or quality, then again it could just be a feeling, intuition if you like.

I find many of my crystals by holding them and feeling the vibrations. This did not happen at first, but developed the more I worked with crystals. At first it was the look of the crystal and the color that drew me to them.

You may come by crystals by actually digging them up or finding them on the ground (I have done this many times) buying them from a shop, receiving them as a gift.

Ways to choose crystals in a shop:

1. Just pick the crystals up one at a time and see which feels right, sometimes it feels like they are talking to you, almost saying take me home. If a crystal appeals to you using this method then it will undoubtedly be the right crystal for you.
   
   
2. Stand in front of a group of crystals, relax and breathe easily, close your eyes and picture yourself selecting a crystal, now without opening your eyes, reach out and pick up a crystal, you maybe surprised at what you get.
   
   
3. This is a great way to find the right crystal in a shop.
   • Stand in front of the crystals
   • Close your eyes and relax
   • Open your eyes quickly and pick up the first crystal you see.
     
     
4. If you are looking for a crystal for a particular purpose (meditation, protection etc), hold the reason in your mind and project it to the crystals. Be opened to a response, sometimes you will sense an energy coming from the crystal, a tingling, a vibration or even a take me! take me! feeling. This is the crystal for you.

Choosing a crystal for someone else

Choosing a crystal for another person is quite easy. Many people ask someone they trust to choose for them. There are two methods that I use to do this:

Method 1

• Stand in front of the crystals
• Visualize the person for whom you are choosing the crystal
• Choose the one that responds to you (you will know)

Method 2

• Stand in front of the crystals
• Close your eyes
• Visualize the person
• Open your eyes
• Pick up the first crystal that take your eye

How long should you keep a crystal?

When you are finished with a crystal you will know that it is time to pass it on to the next person. Again this is intuition, and I have done this a number of times over the years, I also have crystals that I know will be with me for as long as I exist in this lifetime. This is just a knowing that I have, I also know which crystals will leave me when the time comes. Sometimes the crystals leave my possession for a short while and when their work is done return to me, to hold for future use.

When choosing crystals ALWAYS use your intuition and TRUST yourself.

(S0urce: http://crystal-cure.com/crystal-choosing.html )

Thanks Colleen Simmons

Your Name In Japanese???

Fill in your name in Japanese (refer to table below) and send it to all of your friends including the person who sent it to you to show how crazy it looks......
Please delete unnecessary text before you send to keep this list clean...
PLEASE PASS IT ON...DON'T SPOIL THE FUN!

A : ka	B : tu	C : mi	D : te	E : ku
F : lu	G : ji	H : ri	I : ki	J : zu
K : me	L : ta	M : rin	N : to	O : mo
P : no	Q : ke	R : shi	S : ari	T : s
U : do	V : ru	W : mei	X : na	Y : fu
Z : zi