MBA

Apo.... It's August.... retinya aku deka berengkah nyadi student baru.... This is my final semester for my MBA.... rarah baru buk tok ila. Dah la subject managerial economics. Parai kitai...

Aku mesti ngambis ka master aku tok dalam taun tok sebedau aku nyambung pelajar aku ngambi utai bukai.... bisi gak ka ngambi PhD... ka nitih ka bujang sebuyau, tang bisi gak ka ngambi CIMA, nitih ka Miss J.... laban ko Miss J, enti ngambi CIMA, bisi peluang kerja ba menua tasik.... ila pulai mata nyadi gadung.... hahhahaha... amat nya kini???

FYI, diatu sebedau ambis MBA pun, aku dah bulih 2 iti PhD...permanent hair drop.... ngau permanent head damage.... cam mana ni.....???

Tapi aku tetap enggau pengingin ati aku deka nyadi pengajar ba Uni.... Aku dah lembau kerja enggau corporate... dah 8 tahun .... dunya corporate bagi aku kelalu mayoh politik. Ukai ngumbai enda manah, kena ngulih ka pengalaman, utai tok tau di kena, tang ba aku, aku lebih suka ngajar...

Ngajar dah nyadi sedarah enggau aku... Diatu pen aku ngajar, part time ngajar orang tuai ka ngambi SPACE-UTM Executive Diploma.... Ukai setegal ka ngulih ka duit (upah mit - RM40 sejam) tang laban pengerindu aku bekunsi ka penemu.... I dont know la.... I suka la.... Satisfaction la katakan....

k... chow dulu... just coming back from makan..... kenyang sighhhh...

Foods... Yummy...

Fresh Orange..

Screw Driver

Jangan confius dengan fresh orange ya...

Nasi Goreng Sea Food - Pataya...

Kimchi Noodle... Hanya di Tea Pot Deli..

Best of the Best... Crispy Pata

Sekali Order... berkali-kali nak order... trust me...

Nelson's Burger...

Ezy Plus Bintulu...

Nice place to hang out....

Japanese Rice... can't remember the name...

BUT... delicious!!!!

Must Try.... Special version of Burger... only at Ezy Plus !!!

Velvet's Trip to Bintulu - SMDS Family Day 2008

Makan.... makan... makan... makan.... makan....

tak da kerja lain ka????

Hari Makan Sedunia...

Di airport Bintulu... sebelum balik...

Vet... 4 botol.... simpan ya... tunggu kami datang

Velvet with Yazer...

Perasan tak muka Velvet ada mcm muka Ida Nerina???

Tuai Rumah Kali ni... Mr A...

Thanks SMDS for bringing them here...

Surat Putus Cinta - Ms Tijah

Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur .

Biasalah bila sudah duduk 'town', mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.

Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.

Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.

Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya 'dicuri'

************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ******
Mike....

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.

Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she. You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land. My friend speak you play wood three.
First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three. So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.
So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver. I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk..
Tijah

Lembu Punya Susu

Saya dan isteri telah pergi melawat ke satu ladang lembu dan kami berhenti di setiap kandang tempat lembu lembu di biak.

Kami sampai di kandang pertama dan ada satu papan tanda yang di letakkan yang menyatakan,

LEMBU JANTAN INI TELAH MENGAWAN SEBANYAK 50 KALI TAHUN LEPAS.



Isteri saya secara jenaka mencuit saya dan dalam senyum berkata :
'Dia mengawan 50 kali tahun lepas.'

Kami kemudian pergi ke kandang kedua yang ada papan tanda berikut :
''LEMBU JANTAN INI TELAH MENGAWAN SEBANYAK 150 KALI TAHUN LEPAS '

Sekali lagi isteri saya mencuit saya dan berkata :,
'WOW~~Itu dah lebih dari dua kali seminggu..........Abang boleh belajar banyak dari dia .'
Kami berjalan pula ke kandang seterusnya dan di situ ada papan tanda dalam huruf besar yang menyatakan :

'LEMBU JANTAN INI TELAH MENGAWAN SEBANYAK 365 KALI TAHUN LEPAS'


Isteri saya menjadi girang dan mencuit saya dengan kuat dan berkata :
'Itu bermakna sekali setiap hari .... Abang MEMANG boleh belajar banyak dari lembu jantan ini " !!!

Saya pun pandang isteri saya dan berkata kepada nya,"
'Awak pergi tanya lembu jantan ini, selama 365 hari itu, adakah dengan LEMBU BETINA TUA YANG SAMA ??

Borneo International Kites Festival 2008

18-24th August 2008
Bintulu Old Airport

(source: http://www.borneokite.com/)

Serangan Jantung dan Amalan Minum Air Panas ....

Artikel ini berguna untuk semua.
Bukan sahaja amalan meminum air panas selepas makan, tetapi berhubung SERANGAN JANTUNG!!!!.
Kita tidak akan kehilangan apa-apa... malah akan mendapat faedah dari amalan ini.

Kepada sesiapa yang suka minum AIS, artikel ini sesuai untuk anda baca.
Sememangnya sedap minum air berAIS selepas makan.
Walaubagaimanapun, AIS akan membekukan makanan berminyak yang baru kita makan. Ia akan memperlahankan penghadaman kita.
Bila lemak-lemak ini terbentuk di dalam usus, ia akan menyempitkan banyak saluran dan lama kelamaan ia akan menyebabkan lemak berkumpul dan kita semakin gemuk dan menuju ke arah mendapat pelbagai PENYAKIT.
Jalan terbaik...adalah untuk minum sup panas atau air PANAS/suam selepas makan.

:Nota penting tentang SERANGAN JANTUNG!!!

Anda patut tahu bahawa bukan semua tanda-tanda serangan jantung akan mula terasa pada tangan sebelah kiri.
Berhati-hati juga pada permulaan sakit sedikit-sedikit pada bahagian atas dada anda.
Anda mungkin tidak akan mengalami sakit dada pada serangan pertama serangan jantung.
Keletihan dan berpeluh adalah tanda-tanda biasa. Malah 60% penghidap SAKIT JANTUNG tidak bangun selepas tidur.
Marilah kita berwaspada dan berhati-hati.
Lebih banyak kita tahu, lebih cerah peluang kita untuk terus hidup...
PAKAR SAKIT JANTUNG berkata, jika semua orang yang mendapat e-mail ini menghantar kepada 10 orang yang lain, beliau yakin akan dapat menyelamatkan satu nyawa.
Baca ini.... ia juga mungkin dapat menyelamatkan nyawa anda!!!!.

LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT KIND OF A PEST U ARE!!!

January 01 - 09 ~ Ass
January 10 - 24 ~ Slug
January 25 - 31 ~ Cockroach

February 01 - 05 ~ Parasite
February 06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
February 15 - 21 ~ Skunk
February 22 - 28 ~ Snake

March 01 - 12 ~ Ape
March 13 - 15 ~ Cockroach
March 16 - 23 ~ Slug
March 24 - 31 ~ Parasite


April 01 - 03 ~ Ass
April 04 - 14 ~ Snake
April 15 - 26 ~ Slug
April 27 - 30 ~ Skunk

May 01 - 13 ~ Slug
May 14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog
May 22 - 31 ~ Cockroach

June 01 - 03 ~ Slug
June 04 - 14 ~ Skunk
June 15 - 20 ~ Ass
June 21 - 24 ~ Ape
June 25 - 30 ~ Parasite

July 01 - 09 ~ Slug
July 10 - 15 ~ Ass
July 16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog
July 27 - 31 ~ Parasite

August 01 - 15 ~ Ape
August 16 - 25 ~ Slug
August 26 - 31 ~ Skunk

September 01 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
September 15 - 27 ~ Parasite
September 28 - 30 ~ Ass

October 01 - 15 ~ Ape
October 16 - 27 ~ Skunk
October 28 - 31 ~ Snake

November 01 - 16 ~ Cockroach
November 17 - 30 ~ Parasite

December 01 - 16 ~ Ass
December 17 - 25 ~ Ape
December 26 - 31 ~ Bullfrog


If you are an Ass: A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going.
You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Slug: Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together's. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath.
God bless the person then!

If you are a Cockroach: Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a Parasite: An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Skunk: You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back.
People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what the best trait of you guys remains.

If you are a Bullfrog: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life.
Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected.
In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware; it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Snake: You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are an Ape: Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quickly as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique..You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

Jalan2 Cari Makan...

Trust me.... Bintulu can offer you a lot of good stuffs...

Tanya la dengan yang pakar... macam aku...

BBQ at Davy's place...

Wah.... i was quite bz last few days... but on monday night, sempat juga pergi Davy's house for BBQ--- this time memang betol betol BB... opppsss... "tut..."

And last Monday was Miss J's Birthday... but i dont know how old is she.... bagi aku sama jak.... walaupun getting older... tapi perangai..... lebih kurang dengan aku yang umur 17.5 jak...

Miss J was not there... she went to kch.... tapi nevermind la.... next time we celebrate... tunggu gaji dah masuk.... sekarang ni.... pepaham je la ye....

Bujang Sebuyau dengan aksi memanggang nya.... Ellooo bukan dia yang idupkan api ya....

(gambar telah di edit - kerana takut tak dapat jadi menteri di Kelantan)

"tangan yang rakus... milik siapakah tangan itu???"

Fuhhh.... Crispy di luar, juicy di dalam....

Pertembungan dua budaya... mee goreng kering dan red wine... kami kan orang Iban Sepanyol...

Taste Good...

This is not I want???

I can see myself as a capable and creative person. But what am I doing here??? Such a bull shit. I was appointed to hold a big position, a dream that everybody want to be in reality. For God sake, I don’t like to be here… They are using me… and that’s true, I’ve been used… my status, my qualification, my knowledge and my dream.

What do I Get???

Liabilities and lower pay of course. Here, those with good ball-licking skill will earn more. Of course the bosses will be happy if the person greed them every morning, talking good in front of them.. bla bla bla bla… in nature fact, the licker does nothing, and the best of it … doesn’t know how to do things… even to do simple assignment – for sure will ask others to do then present to the boss and saying “THIS IS THE ONE YOU ASK ME TO DO.. WHAT DO YOU THINK?”… trust me – THIS HAPPENED … “School high-high… but stupid never finish”… (loves to use this phrase… sounds funny but reflecting truth..) <<>>

What should I do???

I have several choices to pick… in order for me to get rid of all these bullshit things…

1. Look for a new job…

2. Study…. Bachelor Degree (again???) or PhD… (in what field?...

Management? Or Project?... hhhmmm…)

3. May be I should learn to lick… nyam nyam…

About Your Nature...

December 23rd - January 1st	Red
January 2nd - January 11th	Orange
January 12th - January 24th	Yellow
January 25th - February 3	Pink
February 4th - February 8th	Blue
February 9th - February 18th	Green
February 19th - February 28th	Brown
March1st - Match 10th	Aqua
March 11 - March 20th	Lime
March 21 st	Black
March 22 nd - March 31st	Purple
April 1st - April 10th	Navy
April 11th - April 20th	Silver
April 21st - April 30th	White
May 2nd - May 14th	Blue
May 15th - May 24th	Gold
May 25th - June 3rd	Cream
June 4th - June13th	Gray
June 14 - June 23rd	Maroon
June 24th	Gray
June 25 - July 4th	Red
July 5th - July 14th	Orange
July 15th - July 25th	Yellow
July 26th - August 4th	Pink
August 5th - August 13th	Blue
August 14th - August 23rd	Green
August 24 - September 2nd	Brown
September 3rd - September12th	Aqua
September 13th - September 22nd	Lime
September 23rd	Olive
September 24th - October 3rd	Purple
October 4th - October 13th	Nave
October 14th - October 23rd	Silver
October 24 - November 11th	White
November 12th - November 21st	Gold
November 22nd - December1st	Cream
December 2nd - December11th	Gray
December 12th - December 21st	Maroon
December 22nd	Teal

RED Cute and lovable type, you are picky but always in love ...and liked to be loved. Fresh and cheerful, but can be "moody" at times. Capable with people, nice, soft, and that can love you for the way you are. Likes people that are easy to talk to, and can make you feel comfortable.

CREAM Competitive and sportive. Don't like losing and always cheerful! You are trustworthy, and very out-going. You choose love carefully, and don't fall in love easily. But once you find the right one, you don't let go for a long long time.

TEAL You are mostly interested in your looks. And have high standards in picking love. You think and make a solution precisely, and hardly make stupid mistakes. You like to lead, and is easy for you to make new friends.

GREY You are attractive, and active. You never hide your feelings, and express everything that's inside. But can be selfish at times. You want to be noticed, and don't like to be treated unequally. You can brighten up people's day. You know what to say at the right time, and you have a good sense of humor.

GREEN You get along well with new people. You are not really a shy person, but sometimes you can hurt people's feelings by your words... You like to be loved and noticed by your lover, but mostly you are single, waiting for the right person.

GOLD You know what's right and what's wrong. You are cheerful and out going. It's hard for you to find the one you want, but once you find the right person, you won't be able to fall in love again for a long time.

PINK You are always trying your best in everything, and like to help and care for other people. But you are not easily satisfied. You have negative thoughts, and you look for romantic love like in a fairytale.

YELLOW You are sweet and innocent. Trusted by many people, and have a strong leadership towards relationships. You make good decision and make the right choice at the right time. And always dreaming of romantic relationship.

MAROON You are intelligent, and know what's right. You like to take things go your way, which can sometimes cause trouble or not thinking about other people's feelings. But you are patient when it comes to love... Once you get a hold of the right person, it's hard for you to find a better love.

ORANGE You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever.

PURPLE You are mysterious, never selfish and get interested in things easily. Your day can be sad or happy depending on your mood. You are popular between friends but you can act stupid at times, and forget things easily. You go for person that's trustworthy.

LIME You are calm, but easily stressed out. You get jealous easily, and complain over little things. You can't get stuck into one thing, but you have a capable personality for everyone to trust you and like you.

SILVER You are imaginative and shy, but you like trying new things. You like to challenge yourself. You learn things easily, and like "Hard to get". Your love life is normally hard and confusing.

WHITE You dream and have goals in your life. You get jealous easily and you don't react to things easily. You are different and sometimes thought highly by others.

OLIVE You are warm and light hearted. You seem to flow well with friends and family. You don't like violence and know what's right. You are kind and cheerful, but don't envy other people easily.

BROWN You are active and sportive. It's hard for other people to become close with you, but you fall in love easily. But once you find out you can't get something, you give up and let go easily as well.

BLUE You have low self-esteem, and very picky. You are artistic and like to fall in love, but you let your love pass by, by loving with your mind, not your heart.

NAVY You are attractive, and love your life. You have a strong feeling towards everything. And very easily distracted. Once you get angry at someone, it's hard for you to forgive them.

AQUA Your feelings change suddenly and easily. You are always lonely, and like travelling. You are truthful, but listen and believe other people too easily. It's hard to find love for you, and you get lost in love easily. Sometimes you get hurt by love.

BLACK You are challenging, and have the "guts". But you don't like changes in your life. And once you make a decision, you keep it that way for a long time. Your love life is also challenging, and different.

ORANGE You are responsible for your own actions, and you know how to treat people. You always have goals to reach, and are competitive. When it comes to friendship, you find it hard to trust someone, but once you find the right friend, you trust them for ever

Im a Tutor now...

Weh....
I'm teaching now .... with Knowledge Genius... as a part time job, offering Diploma from UTM Johor...... This semester, i'm teaching Financial Accounting....

But, this formula seems correct... What do you think....???
Mai tanya orang yang mahir???? Whay do you think Uncle Bean???


Ko pun tak tau jugak???? Apalah... school high high, stupid never finish.... Atuk aku lebih tau... betol tak tok.....???

DCCI-KCCI JOINT GAWAI DAYAK - KAAMATAN FESTIVAL 2008

I was there.... by accident... trust me.... YES... by accident... I did not have any plan to attend the dinner, some how, at 530pm, my colleque and her husband called me to replace their sit as they moved to the VIP table. Waiyooooo.... what am i going to wear??? I went to miri because i'm meeting my friend in the afternoon.



OMG, the dinner starts at 630pm. I have 1 hour to go... Luckily i'm staying at Mega Hotel, and next to Mega, there are few kedai baju..... I rushed down with my friend to look for baju... How about kasut then??? ALAMAK... i called Neil..... help me....!!! Luckily Neil ada spare kasut, which belongs to his brother and luckily muat.... itu pun muat alang2.... AH.... sakit nya kaki...



Arrived at Imperial Hotel where the dinner took place... Apuuu.... Mayoh amat orang!!! The function started at 730pm... thanks God, i'm not late.....






WOW... the ball-room ..... SO BIG.... i think it can accomodate around 100 tables... percaya la... bak kata Datuk Siti...

Eh.,... Velvet bawa that song la malam tu... keh keh keh



Anyway.... Velvet memang talented la... dia bawa few songs... ada lagu melayu, kadazan dan iban... I'm so proud of her.... !!! everywhere peoples talking about her... especially when Velvet bawa lagu iban.... Bujang Lelingai... hahahha

Velvet dengan peminat....

Fuel...Fuel...Fuel...

Heran kan???

BAJU CINTA....

"Seorang nenek datang menziarahi rumah cucu perempuannya yang baru berkahwin.

Setelah membunyikan loceng, si nenek terkejut kerana mendapati cucu perempuannya yang membuka pintu dgn tanpa seurat benang pun di badannya.

Belum sempat si nenek bertanya, si cucu berkata, "Saya sedang menunggu suami saya pulang dari berkerja nie nek!".

"Yg kau telanjang tu nape!!!???" marah si nenek.

"Ini la BAJU CINTA saya" balas si cucu perempuannya.

"BAJU CINTA ??" si nenek kehairanan.

"Ya, suami saya menyukainya, saya juga begitu senang MEMAKAInya. Saya harap nenek dapat balik dulu sebelum suami saya pulang kerana tentu suami saya nanti akan berasa malu melihat saya memakai BAJU CINTA ini di hadapan nenek." pinta si cucu perempuannya.

Si nenek faham kehendak cucunya. Dalam fikirannya mungkin itu cara terbaru si isteri melayan sang suami.

Di dalam perjalanan pulang si nenek mendapat idea ... Fikirnya dengan mengikut cara cucu perempuannya, sudah tentu dia dapat mengeratkan hubungannya dengan si atok yang sudah berumur.

Sesampainya di rumah, si nenek tadi terus menanggalkan semua pakaiannya, mandi, berbedak dan memakai minyak wangi sewangi wanginya. Kemudian si nenek tadi pun menunggu si atok pulang.

Beberapa ketika si atok pon pulang. Sebaik saja pintu di buka, si atok mendapati si nenek berbogel kat depan pintu.

"Awat hang nie? Dah buang tebiat keee???" marah si atok tadi.

"Ini lah BAJU CINTA saya bang" kata si nenek tadi.

"BAJU CINTA???......Kok iye pun, IRON la dulu baju tu!!"

Kuang….kuang….kuang…!!!!

Try This...

Can You Read This???

Can you identify a face in this coffee beans pile? Take your time, it is there.

Stare at the dot in the center of the circle and then move your head closer to it. Neat!